nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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