i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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