friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
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