Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
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Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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