Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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