Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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