We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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