Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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