Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
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On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
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Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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