Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
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he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
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The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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