do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I would ride that face into the sunset
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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