That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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