Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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