And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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