Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
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Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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