we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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