yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
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You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
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you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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