i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
not ubering you a puppy
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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