If i come over, it means nothing
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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