Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
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oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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