He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
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Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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