we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
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I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
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There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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