I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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