And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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