I think scott just propositioned me for sex
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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