I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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