i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
