Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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