i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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