great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
