Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
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careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
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I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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