i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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