Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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