he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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