I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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