Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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