Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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