Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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