It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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