"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
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he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
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