covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
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I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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