I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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