the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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