you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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