Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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