im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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