I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
