Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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