The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
i think i have herpe
just one?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
This is the high leading the old right now
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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