You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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