great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
where are my eyebrows?
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