Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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