And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
i think i just lost a toe
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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